THE ORGANIC CYBORG CONSPIRACY’S 4-POINT PROGRAM TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE (AND SAVE THE WORLD)
WE RECOGNIZE the continuos character of space-time, the folly of that character’s valuative subordination to increasingly granular, ultimately binary, models of the universe founded in crude scientific materialism and materialistic scientism—of which digital objectivism is merely the latest and most unequivocal form.
WE THEREFORE DEMAND the legal recognition and protection of alternatives to the Gregorian Calendar and 24-hour clock.
FURTHER WE DEMAND the restriction of all STEM fields to those who have completed NO FEWER THAN than 10,000 hours of esoteric and/or psychedelic studies, including but not limited to 100 hours of hands-on entheogenic practice. Likewise for the ownership of personal computers, which create dangerous, binary-based simulacra too powerful for casual public use, much less “entertainment!”
WE WILL COERCE OURSELVES TO FREE OURSELVES FROM COERCION!
WE RECOGNIZE that language is both a virus and a technology. It divides the seething field of cosmic energy into the discrete elements out of which we may reconfigure the world.
WE THEREFORE VOW to master its arts of grammar and orthography, that we may be its masters, and not its puppets.
WE LIKEWISE CONCLUDE mathematics a functional tautology! It is a universal programming language for drawing abstract maps and simulacra—nothing more, and nothing less—a self-contained, self-defining, communicative medium, immune to proof or disproof, a convenient but ultimately blank language of signification.
WE REJECT mathematics’ veneration by modern man as the mind of god.
WE WORSHIP ONLY THE HOLY TRINITY OF IRONY, PARADOX AND FALSEHOOD!
WE RECOGNIZE the stultifying and psychopathic character of enshrined hierarchical power—political, religious and commercial. WE FORESEE ALWAYS the golem-like reversal whereby these structures’ ingrained programming and legal enshrinement inverts their proper role from society’s servant to its master.
WE THEREFORE DEMAND the radical reprogramming of commerce and society along egalitarian, organic and integrated principles: the wholesale dismantling of the fascist-industrial power structure, the leveling of the Masonic-neoliberal power pyramid and its immediate replacement by distributed guild and citizen assembly networks.
WE PROGRAM OUR INSTITUTIONS FOR PERMANENT IMPERMANENCE!
AND BY THAT PRINCIPLE:
WE RECOGNIZE HUMANKIND’S PREROGATVE to organize itself and its instruments in the manner of nature herself, according to principles and modes of contingency, affinity and fluidity. WE FIGHT for the free flow of media and man, for the right to assemble, disassemble, coalesce and disperse according to our whimsies, caprices, convenience and PURE WILL UNASSUAGED OF PURPOSE.
WE THEREFORE DEMAND the immediate dissolution of all national borders and intellectual property law.
WE LKEWISE EMBRACE the arts of surgical reprogramming, pharmacological self-enhancement, psycho-cognitive hacking, software pirating, industrial repurposing and all manner of organic and technological sympoesis.
AND WE THEREFORE DECLARE the universal human right to reject both colonizer and tyrant by whatever means, peaceful or violent, may restore nature to HER PROPER STATE OF PROTEAN FLUX.
ANY THING IS EVERYTHING.
EVERY THING IS NOTHING.
DEATH IS NOT THE END.
WORLDWIDE ECO-TOTALITARIAN PSYCHEDELIC THEOCRACY,